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Race Result Details |
| Racer | squidite (squidite) |
| Race Number | 5083 |
| Date | Tue, 4 Nov 2025 2:04:13 |
| Speed |
84 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.1% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | zoat (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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