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Racer Dave (taxd)
Race Number 7054
Date Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:19:09 +0000
Speed 105 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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  1. you
  2. will
  3. such
  4. more
  5. office
  6. black
  7. hole
  8. into
  9. which
  10. employees
  11. something