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Race Result Details |
Racer | Evan (the_evanator) |
Race Number | 222 |
Date | Fri, 24 Dec 2021 05:10:20 +0000 |
Speed |
68 WPM
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Accuracy | 95.5% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
Opponents | awkotaco823 (2nd place) |
Text typed:
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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