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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Faizan (thesuaveguy) |
| Race Number | 1870 |
| Date | Tue, 1 Sep 2026 8:35:31 |
| Speed |
76 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | adra_ (2nd place) khalazad (4th place) lovealarmhater (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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