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Racer Momo (threeheadmo)
Race Number 199
Date Mon, 24 Aug 2020 13:28:01 +0000
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents filiplass (2nd place) shirogane_ao (1st place)

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So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Caddyshack (movie) by Harold Ramis (see stats)

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