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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Bernice (tjonadibernice) |
| Race Number | 1884 |
| Date | Mon, 24 Aug 2026 8:06:04 |
| Speed |
110 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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