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Racer Toffrox (toffrox)
Race Number 7
Date Tue, 27 Sep 2016 23:15:21 +0000
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.6%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents fatmeatdaddy (4th place) your_only_god (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)