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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Thomas (toxic365) |
| Race Number | 496 |
| Date | Sun, 7 Jun 2026 15:01:09 |
| Speed |
89 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | ivyb_02 (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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