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Racer John (traditionalcatholic)
Race Number 4745
Date Sun, 17 Mar 2013 05:04:55 +0000
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents colt689 (2nd place) playscrabble (1st place) snowleopard (3rd place)

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Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human beings, many of us partially educated, and they're actually taking time out to describe the intricate workings of a belt buckle. Well, I ask for clarification at that point. Did you say 'Place the small metal flap into the buckle' or 'Place the buckle over and around the small metal flap'?
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