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Pit Stop
Racer Ethan (twocupsofsyrup)
Race Number 37
Date Wed, 11 Nov 2026 8:47:39
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents dgssdgn (2nd place)

Text typed:

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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