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Racer ColemakGuy (twothumber)
Race Number 3305
Date Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:59:49 +0000
Speed 47 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents haify2 (3rd place)

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