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Racer Finnigan (whodapenguin)
Race Number 72
Date Fri, 24 May 2019 13:05:58 +0000
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents mussolini1488 (1st place)

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I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which list I reckon all cottagers, laborers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend or his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord, and grow popular among his tenants; the mother will have eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces another child.
A Modest Proposal (book) by Jonathan Swift (see stats)

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