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Racer Wilford (wilfordjason)
Race Number 2370
Date Sat, 23 Jan 2021 15:43:09 +0000
Speed 104 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents cliev (2nd place) kineforce (3rd place) pepesaiko (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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