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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Flippers (willywonkathefearfulpancake) |
| Race Number | 1542 |
| Date | Wed, 11 Nov 2026 5:26:44 |
| Speed |
129 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jeromeq (2nd place) miguelencore (3rd place) |
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.
— (book)
by Walter Moers
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