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Racer robert (xspecial)
Race Number 256
Date Thu, 22 May 2014 19:36:11 +0000
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 9)
Opponents bestnbaplayer1 (4th place) cybaxlol (1st place) emandude777 (6th place) jello6969 (3rd place) unitedbananas (5th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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