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Racer yau (yauuuu)
Race Number 80
Date Tue, 10 Nov 2026 15:55:26
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents ekshore (3rd place) miga99 (5th place) vincivinci (1st place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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