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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Zazuki (zazuki) |
| Race Number | 250 |
| Date | Sun, 2 Aug 2026 11:14:56 |
| Speed |
64 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.6% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
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by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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