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Racer Matthew (zevamori)
Race Number 37
Date Fri, 3 Jan 2014 00:22:49 +0000
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents briexeu (2nd place) jas6429 (3rd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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