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Racer Zyphlax (zyphlax)
Race Number 351
Date Tue, 5 Apr 2016 18:48:04 +0000
Speed 113 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents dlschmitt0911 (2nd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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